For a humor quick fix, try the
self-referential story, which has a title that also
appears several times in the story itself. Also, be sure to
check out the Coalition
to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide for important information about
this invisible killer.
"After jogging through the rain, the joy
of eating candy is a divine thing, but it may necessitate the use
of clearasil, clearasil, clearasil."
(A rather obscure inside joke; you'd be better off
not asking and just forgetting that you even read it.)
Check out this page for important information regarding
squirrel conspiracies! To quote the page: "Squirrels are small
rodents with bushy tails, belonging to the family Scuridae. They are found
in trees, on the ground, in burrows, and in the highest levels of
Especially if you're a student at CMU in Pittsburgh, the gravity of the situation
becomes clear. They're everywhere. And they're out to get us.
See also the
Squirrel Defamation League page.
Thursday is non-sequitur day; all three of them.