This is definitly a pro-toast Web page.
In case you were curious.
This is a toaster.
toast.er \'to-ster\ n : one that toasts; esp
: an electrical appliance for toasting.
What is it about a toaster that is so appealing? The shiny silver
coating? The quick manner in which it carbonizes and heats bread?
Or is it something beyond that?
Anyways, I think toasters are pretty cool. They've been unnecessarily
replaced these days by the hideous and overpowering device known in the
vernacular as "Toaster Oven". It is a moral imperative that we
not let this concpiracy spread to kitchens everywhere; we must
come to appreciate the silver toaster with it's convenient and
There is so much more to a toaster
than simply its ability to heat bread. When you think of
a toaster, don't think of just bread, think of bread and
carbon. It's the transformation of a plain piece of bread
into something superior that gives a toaster its fame and glory.
Last updated February 14, 1996