Earth is cursed with trees, shrubs, grass,
and scurrying creatures. With every breath
We act to right this terrible wrong.
The Plan (tm) is the final word; it brings us
the knowledge of the twin pleasures:
Speed and Convenience.
"Nutrition" is an aberration of human nature.
The juicy Burger and hearty Beer are Our sacrament.
Some see the vessel as half full; others see it
half-empty; We pour it out on the floor and laugh.
The color blue should appear nowhere but the paint
on Our HyperCars (tm).
Revision History: Last Updated 05/01/1998